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Declutter Your Closet and Simplify Your Life

Taming a closet full of clutter can be a fearful thing.

It's overwhelming, and we imagine it being a feat of herculean proportions, taking many moons to accomplish.

The wise man wearing only a shortie will tell you: is mustn’t be so arduous a task.

Simplify your life. Find out what is essential. Shortie.

Here’s how:

1. Get some time and get some boxes. A few hours because undoubtedly you got a lot of crap. Prepare boxes. Fill with crap. Remove boxes of crap from closet.

2. Remove the non-crap items and place in a pile. There shouldn’t be much in this pile as most of the items taking up closet space fell under the crap category.

3. Sort pile into 3 smaller piles. These 3 will be: Keep fo sho, toss out with other crap and a maybe pile.

4. Vacuum, dust and wipe down closet. Shortie don’t do dust, wipe that shit down.

5. Deal with the toss and maybe piles. Put the maybe pile into a box and label the box “maybe.” Store the maybe box somewhere out of the way. Now maybe those clothes are cool and likewise, maybe you’ll get in a threesome someday, maybe you’ll start flossing daily, maybe you’ll hit the jackpot, and maybe, just maybe that stuff was most certainly crap and belonged in the other pile. After 6 months, toss the maybe box unless one of the aforementioned events happened to occur.

6. Open the new package of shorties purchased from http://shortie4you.blogspot.com/ Place the shorties in the closet and bask in the pure minimalist glory.

Optional step 7: Enjoy a cup of coffee while admiring the shortie-filled closet.